comin4dabooty:

"Whats ur zodiac sign?"

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going-to-scranton:

Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, “Are you sure Michael?” And you said “Pam! Pam! Pam!” And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, “Don’t worry, it’s just allergies.” Do you remember that?

avmisha:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

PRIORITIES


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cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

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